<Shooting wild turkey 101 Rye on the way to the Saints game>

Bookstore 1: OMG I hate you 
Bookstore 2: Why? It is delicious. 
Bookstore 1: It IS delicious, but I can identify the location of all of my organs now. 
Bookstore 2: I think this is how all self surgery start.

Bookstore 1 & 2 – October 6, 2019